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The Worst Valentines & Pick-Up Lines Adorable! 
I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets. Wanna go halves on a bastard? If it's true you are what you eat, then I can be you by morning. You're ugly, but you intrigue me. Excuse me, but do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because, I can sure see myself in your pants. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. Are you free tonight or will it cost me? Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? Ask: "Do you know what has two thumbs and fucks like a tiger?" (No.) (Give double thumbs up) Ehhhh. I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat? You've got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across. The Worst Radio has the best music |